With a lick and a tickle the folds of her purse slowly opened.

 

 

Check out this wacky idea: You create your own CD with only the songs you want. You can even pick the song order.

Send us an e-mail with your song order. Discs are 80 minutes long. If your choices don't fit we'll let you know.

Choose from the list of audio clips here or pick from this printed list until we have all the clips up on the site.

By the way, even the printed list doesn't cover all the older songs and is already far outdated. They just won't shut up.

Matt will personally burn your disc for you and has stupidly agreed to burn you a custom disc of his choosing.

This makes me laugh because he couldn't even choose five songs to submit to a label and ended up submitting twelve.

This is my interpretation of him trying to decide.

E-mail order here

Custom Mix CD's - $12

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please stop sending us money indiscriminately. We prefer to be compensated only for sexual favors, CD's, and Posters.

Thank you.