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Bastard Audio - precursor/outgrowth of mattandtom.

LG and friends.

 

 

Bastard Audio

 

 

Going back in time...

The New Stuff: recorded/written in 2004/2005

Bastard Audio: The one that started it all. From here on out we don't give a fuck.

Son of Pop: Andy - the drummer of Johnny Smoke - and LG record some stuff after J.S. broke up.

Johnny Smoke: "The Band". We gigged for 6 years. Played almost all originals.

 

 

 

 

New Stuff

 

Porn for the Blind

A public Service from Bastard Audio

Kipp's brain-child.

LG - intro voice (Fat Larry)

Kipp - Narration

 

 

Bitch and Fat Dude

Matt Raps with Fat Larry and Qua-ling

Matt - Matt

LG - Fat Larry, Beat

Timm - Qua-Ling, Bass

 

 

Shit Can The Promises (pour me some wine)

Hopefully the last installment of the "where the fuck did my girlfriend go" series :)

By - LG

LG - Acoustic Guitars, Beats, Vocals

Kipp - Keys, Lead Guitar, Harmonies

Timm - Bass

 

 

They Kill People

By LG's own personal Bogeyman

I had a freakishly intense nightmare back in 01/2005 and woke up in a sweat with the images still vibrant in my mind - I could still remember everything so I wrote it all down. It may turn into a short film called "They Kill People" but the coolest thing was it had a soundtrack!! I've never had a nightmare with a full audio score so I sat down and did my best to recreate it. Listen to it on headphones at night if you can and turn the lights out.

Picture a small, desolate, blue collar town full of large expanses of gray sky, empty lots, and factories. Most of the people seem nice enough but there is a group of four or five that cast a spell of tension and silence on any room they enter and they seem to be everywhere you look, watching you from doorways and around corners. Even their parents seem scared of them but don't take action. All but one still live in their parent's basements and do backbreaking manual labor by day and have a sinister way of dealing with their aggression by night that the elders seem to turn a blind eye to. You never know what will set them off but their hate-filled, dead-calm eyes peer out from behind the coal dust and grease and are constantly upon you, waiting for the first wrong move.

 

 

Baby

by LG (Timmy on elec. guitar)

 

 

One Little Monkey

...on your back - by LG

you might need the lyrics

 

 

Mutilated Lips (WEEN)

A cover song from the boognish ether - by Ween off of The Mollusk

LG - vocals, acoustic guitar, percussion, programming

Matt - keyboard

Ween - brown

 

 

Blinded

mellow daydream in the rain - by LG

 

 

Fight or Flight

instrumental by Tom, LG, and Matt

Tom - Guitars

Matt - Keyboard

LG - programming, keyboard, bass

 

 

Farts of Space

A documentary of this disturbing cosmic phenomena - by LG (and Tom's ass)

 

 

How Low

Originally written for Johnny Smoke but never recorded- by LG

The Reverend - keyboards

Timmy - bass

LG - everything else

 

 

Happy Dog Humpy Toy

An advertisement for the new opium infused, soft rubber, doggy companion - by Timmy and LG

Timmy - vocals, keyboard

LG - panting, vocals, programming

 

 

Monkey Love

A goofy, poppy love song - by LG

The Reverend - keyboards, harmonies

LG - everything else

 

 

Food on Bread

Captain Buck Chitham and Deputy Lester Boots' radio program

Continuously interrupted by Fat Larry and Quae Lin eating and having sex

Timmy - Lester and Quae Lin

LG - music, Buck, and Fat Larry

 

 

Sony Guts (inside)

Unscripted - Fat Larry attempts to purchase an audio playback device

Timmy - Salesman

The Reverend - Fat Larry

 

 

Bucket of Chicken

Timmy sings the praises of chicken skin while playing guitar and trying not to laugh as LG plays with the voice transformed

Made up as it was recorded - live with some overdubs later

Warren - drums

Timmy - drums, vocals, keyboards, bass

LG - voice transformer

 

 

Edgar Texas

Edgar is visiting from Colorado and Timmy plays drums and sings him a song to the tune of "Mustang Sally" and tries not to laugh

as LG plays with the voice transformer

Made up as it was recorded - live with some overdubs later

Edgar Texas - bass

Timmy - vocals, drums, guitar

The Reverend - keyboards

LG - voice transformer

 

 

Arizona Boy

Warren is visiting from Arizona and playing drums as Timmy plays guitar and sings him a song

while LG plays with himself and the voice transformer

Made up as it was recorded - live with some overdubs later

Warren - drums

Timmy - vocals, guitar

LG - bass, vt

 

 

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BASTARD AUDIO mp3's

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Huevos Grande by Timmy and LG

Oddman by LG

Welcome To Mars by LG (Tom on guitar and snoring)

Black Horse Rider by LG (Timmy on drums, elec. guitar. Tom on lead guitar)

I See Fire by LG and Timmy (Tom on lead guitar)

Terminoid by LG (Tom on guitar)

Gone For Good by LG and Tom

Wandering Man by LG and Tom

The Clock by LG and Tom

KZOZ by LG as the OZ and Timmy as Carl the Bud Rat

Hits From The Sticks by LG (Timmy helped on the beats)

Monkey Shit Fight by Timmy

Metal Jelly by Timmy and Tom (LG - programming)

Big Girl by LG

 

 

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Son of Pop mp3's

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All songs by LG

Roll Me

Day #1

Coloraddy

Rise and Shine

Goodbye performed by Johnny Smoke

"...from the edge of space."

MANHIGH

 

 

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Johnny Smoke consisted of LG, Johnny, Timmy, The Reverend, Edgar Texas, and Andy.

 

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Johnny Smoke mp3's

She Don't Love You Man by LG

Jealousy Degree by The Rev.

Carry Water, Chop The Wood by LG

Air Compressor On by The Rev.

Bring Us One More Round by The Rev

 

 

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