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| 5.47 | What happens when the hillbillies revolt against the advancing probe. |  |
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| 5:19 | There's an asshole in every walk of life. | |
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| 6:19 | Any red-blooded American knows its a crying shame not to enjoy the scenery of our national treasures. | |
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| 11:05 | Poor Billy has a really hard life. | |
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| 8:36 | Another evil space-bourne entity headed for Earth. Can Kevin and his bong save us all?? | |
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| 5:10 | Sometimes Valentine's Day falls on Friday the 13th. An urban legend is born. | |
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| 4:54 | What a dandelion says to a little girl. | |
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| 5:20 | A little more than a sammich. | |
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| 3:16 | Makes men glad they were only born with two... or one. Three? | |
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| 3:30 | Crack snackin' poop. | |
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| 5:51 | R U a BM Eater too? | |
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| 2:16 | Come. Get 'em while they're hot. | |
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| 6:03 | This lap dog's diggin' your bone and won't have to look far for a place to bury it. | |
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| 6:22 | I Blow Sylvio, A Gay! | |
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| Bone Me Tonight | 7:19 | Do what? To who? When? | |
| 7:36 | What do you think? | |
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| 4:57 | It's happened to the limpest of us. | |
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| 3:23 | ... will bone you. | |
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| 5:55 | Lovin' Large | |
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| 5:18 | Guess what she wants to do. | |
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| 5:16 | Those blind, fat, creepy-ass THINGS that lurk on the bottom waiting for their dinner to die and float down. | |
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| 10:41 |
Honky Ghetto. |
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| 4:49 | Did ya blow Bubbles, Bubbles the Clown? | |
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| 5:40 | One man's dying wish. Bring your hanky. | |
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| 6:46 | Rise and shine it. | |
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| 6:26 | See a cool picture from the epic comic book coming soon on you... (No pressure Jason.) | |
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| 3:32 | A Chistmas greeting of love, joy, and a drummer boy with a pulsating bum-ba-bum-bum. | |
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| 4:56 | Originally by Ozzy and Lita Ford | |
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| 6:18 | Pissed off gay cowboys are funny. | |
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| Cosmic Vaj Tonight | 6:49 |
It is Destiny. |
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| 5:21 | Cedar Rapids, Iowa City. The two empires merge into one, and the rapping still ain't great, yo. | |
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| Crotch Tuna | 4:15 | The Crotch of the Day! | |
| 6:54 | Your mission, should you choose to accept it... retrieve the Demon's weed. Prize: High praise. | |
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| 6:20 | Gossip, social politics, rumors, who screwed who... Its all the drama in your life. | |
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| 5:05 | Dreams don't have to be gay... they just turn out that way. | |
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| Earache My Eye | 4:06 | Originally by Cheech and Chong | |
| 4:40 | Do yourself a favor and read up on these truly frightening creatures. Matt explores their wierd world of creeping death. | |
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| 5:09 | Write a song using only the chords F, A, and G. Fart And Giggle. Immature fun for everyone!! | |
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| 5:48 |
Fish Stick, Hot Chick........ I have absolutely no idea what this is about... except that I love it, deep-fried, cooled on paper towles, and then devoured. |
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| 5:04 | See also - Turgid | |
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| Foundation of Rock | 6:07 | The stoned upon which the crumbling house of tmaottm was built. | |
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Billy works at Fudge Co. Will he ever rise above the gay jokes?? |
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| 4:59 | Oh Ganus... How will your love effect my anus? | |
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| 6:19 | It starts with moaning coming from under a bedsheet... | |
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| Get Off Your Ass And Jam | 3:45 | Originally by Funkadelic | |
| 4:59 | The Matt and Tom mantra. | |
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| 4:40 | A big ass funky beat with giant gold earings and five foot high hair. | |
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| 5:08 | yep. | |
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| 6:27 | ... then bury me with porn. | |
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| 2:41 | So that's what that hole in the bathroom stall is for!! I was using it as an ashtray. The sizzle still haunts me today. | |
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| 5:11 | Laywaybacko and enjoyo your yo-yo yo. | |
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| 5:28 | Greg's eternal reminder of his psycho-bitch stalker. | |
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| Head Cheese | 4:10 |
Check this International Superstar out on MySpace. HE RULES DUDE!! |
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| Hell Ain't No Bad Place To Be | 5:15 | Originally by AC/DC | |
| 3:44 | Breakfast of champions. | |
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| 5:41 | Tramps need boning too. | |
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| 4:21 | Please don't feed the snatch... keep all appendages within the vehicle at all times. | |
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| 1:40 | Matt tries to be nice to me but can't help calling me a smart-ass little fuck. | |
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| 1:40 | The 2nd in the series, Matt kisses Tom's ass but can't help accusing Tom and I of homosexual behavior. | |
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| 1:49 | Matt kisses his own ass. notice its slightly longer than the two above. This is the only way he could be "longer" by the way. | |
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| 2:41 | M.A.T.T.'s Monster's MAssive ATtack. My response to his gushing "I Like" series. (imthesh is for alphabetical order.) | |
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| 4:30 | Genitals. Its funny. | |
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| 5:37 | The new dance craze sweeping the gland. | |
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| Jump In The Fire | 5:22 | Originally by Metallica | |
| :50 | An ad for That's Rentertainment's XXX video section that ran on KCJJ AM radio for a while. | |
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| 4:30 | We hate him. | |
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| Kicked in the Junk | 5:53 | The ultimate reprisal | |
| 6:15 | You can blow the blow now show the glow. | |
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| 4:18 | Matt and Tom wake up on the wrong side of bad mood enema tube. | |
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| Metal Nutz | 4:04 |
Tom has a heart of Rock, Lightspeed fingers, and this |
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| Mic Fiend | 4:34 | Originally by Eric B. and Rakim | |
| 4:50 | What the fuck happened? | |
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| 5:31 | This song is scared to me. | |
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| Mud Butt Mafia | 3:29 | Some enduro racers from Michigan that'll blow your doors off. Check em out on MySpace. | |
| 8:14 | Wally Sailorman gives us a private tour of his lab... and his latest creation. | |
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| MySpace Girl | 5:07 |
Check 'em out yourself at MySpace.com. Careful though. You'll get sucked into the gayness. |
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| 4:30 | Resolutions in every nook and fanny. | |
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| 5:14 | A match made in heaven. | |
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| 6:44 | Auld Lang Syne... Old Balls of Mine... same thing. Happy New Year. | |
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| 5:53 |
I'd eat a mile of her...yeah. Bring it Shady. |
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| 5:12 | The day we all dread somehow made funny. | |
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| Parasite | 4:03 | Originally by KISS | |
| Peel My Man Banana | 7:27 | Fruity | |
| 4:56 | Switch the "B" in bigfoot for a "P" and you get a coke snorting truckdriver hauling hogs crashing into a nuclear reactor. | |
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| 16:50 | An epic Halloween submission. Get your freak off. | |
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| 6:04 | The gayest Gay. Kneel before him. | |
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| 6:42 | That dumbass in the front row of the rock show spilling beer on you and yelling "fuck yeah!" | |
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| 3:45 | Where all the cool people live. | |
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| 5:10 | Its only funny when you write a song about it... or it happens to someone else. | |
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| 4:54 | Goodbye Long Branch, hello Shlong Ranch! | |
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| 7:30 | Anatomically correct solar powered love robots... stealing dicks. | |
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| 7:14 | Worship at the Church of Matt... watch out for the "baptism" though. | |
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| Somewhere Over The Rainbow | 4:57 | Originally by Judy Garland | |
| 5:17 | She's large and thirsty. Land ho. | |
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| Stand Up and Shout | 3:28 | Originally by Dio | |
| 6:15 | She comes from space. Fertlize her. | |
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| 5:21 | A Christmas goose from Matt and Tom. | |
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| 7:12 | 110 degrees in the shade, no windows or toilet paper, and no way out. Matt and Tom send their love. | |
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| 4:00 | Sleep with one eye open as your little brother contemplates what to stuff up your ass next....... I hate that. | |
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| Supernatural Ass Pounder | 7:54 | As if they don't
have enough musical juggernauts of epic proportion and cosmic relevance |
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| Sweet Leaf | 6:03 | Originally by Black Sabbath | |
| 6:50 | Tentacloid and the Army of Zombies! B movie magic. You can almost smell the popcorn and feel the sticky armrests. | |
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| 5:24 | Tastes Like Chicken so keep on lickin'. | |
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| 3:37 | The olden days when Matt and Tom were slightly more humble. | |
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| 5:46 | Learn all the important positions. | |
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| Tonight | 4:02 | Rock 'n' roll's most over used and perfect word as the sole filling. | |
| 4:11 | See also - Flacid | |
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| 7:54 | Where do gays go when they die? | |
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| 10:01 | If you reach for her booyah button and find two, can you choose WHICH clit? Good clit, bad clit, balls of garlic... | |
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| xxxmas | 4:43 | Santa Claus battles Satan Claws | |
| You Must Ejaculate | 7:33 | Or Die! | |
| Young Lust | 4:14 | Originally by Pink Floyd | |